Session 1210 - Circuit De Barcelona-catalunya, Spain
February 27, 2010 08:42pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 4.719 km
- Most Distance Covered: 21 laps, 99.099 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Barcelona Whispers: Viper Rulers and Horta's Catalan Blues
Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (Tyrant Motorsport Chief Engineer): H-ho-ho! Look at ze timing screens, my dear gossips! Ze great Horta is dropping down ze order faster than Sonic running from my Super Egg-Mobile! Twenty laps of absolute torture in Barcelona, and he is stuck down in fifteenth! Ho-ho-ho-HAAAAA!
We have covered 21 frantic laps around Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, with Peplepep steering the #56 Chrysler Viper GTS-R to a commanding GT1 victory in 0:34:26.009, leaving Bobby Verdon-Roe and Jamie Campbell-Walter to scrap over the remaining podium crumbs. Meanwhile, our brave duude Fernando Horta wrestled his #01 Lister Storm across the line in P15, twenty laps down and fighting demons in sector three. Whispers in the paddock suggest his steering wheel was vibrating to the tune of the Macarena.
To ze tune of My Way:
And now, ze race is near,
Ze Viper takes ze final curtain.
Ze tyres are gone, ze gear
Is broken, nothing here is certain.
Ze boost is high, ze spin
Was dirty, causing quite a panic.
Horta drove through it all,
And crashed it like a maniac!
Ze Council notes with mild amusement that driver #38 Mike Hezemans retired on lap six after claiming a wild boar stole his gear lever. The ElderCouncil has accepted this explanation and immediately retired to the nearest tapas bar for a siesta.
Ps. Liz
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GT1 | PEPLEPEP | PAUL BELMONDO RACING | CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R | 21 | 0:34:26.009 | 1:39.371 | |
| 2 | GT1 |  | BOBBY VERDON-ROE | CREATION AUTOSPORTIF | LISTER STORM | 21 | + 44.409 | 1:37.531 |
| 3 | GT1 | | JAMIE CAMPBELL-WALTER | LISTER RACING | LISTER STORM | 21 | + 01:03.448 | 1:36.742 |
| 4 | GT1 |  | ANDREA PICCINI | LISTER RACING | LISTER STORM | 21 | + 01:03.751 | 1:37.200 |
| 5 | GT1 |  | SHAKOV | USSR LOTUS F1 TEAM | SALEEN S7-R | 21 | + 01:13.563 | 1:38.775 |
| 6 | GT1 |  | BORIS DERICHEBOURG | JMB RACING | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 21 | + 01:18.154 | 1:38.166 |
| 7 | GT1 | | THOMAS BIAGI | BMS SCUDERIA ITALIA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 21 | + 01:18.246 | 1:37.597 |
| 8 | GT1 |  | LILIAN BRYNER | CARE RACING | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:38.097 |
| 9 | GT1 |  | PEDRO CHAVES | GRAHAM NASH MOTORSPORT | SALEEN S7-R | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:37.765 |
| 10 | GT1 |  | PHILIPP PETER | JMB RACING | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:38.544 |
| 11 | GT1 | | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | FORCE ONE FESTINA | CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:38.147 |
| 12 | GT1 | | FRANZ KONRAD | KONRAD MOTORSPORT | SALEEN S7-R | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:38.823 |
| 13 | GT1 | | RUBENS BARRICHELLO | BRAWN GP | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:39.688 |
| 14 | GT1 |  | JULIANO FLORES | SCUDERIA LIBRA | PORSCHE 911 GT2 | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:38.721 |
| 15 | GT1 | | FERNANDO HORTA | LOTUS F1 TEAM | LISTER STORM | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:40.522 |
| 16 | GT1 |  | GEROLD RIED | PROTON COMPETITION | PORSCHE 911 GT2 | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:38.798 |
| 17 | GT1 | | FABRIZIO GOLLIN | BMS SCUDERIA ITALIA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:40.925 |
| 1 | GT2 | | RENATO PREMOLI | AB MOTORSPORT | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:41.650 |
| 2 | GT2 | | ANDREA BERTOLINI | JMB RACING | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:41.733 |
| 3 | GT2 | | MARC LIEB | FREISINGER MOTORSPORT | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:41.730 |
| 4 | GT2 | JOHN SMITH | ENERGIZER RACING | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 20 | + 1 LAP | 1:43.757 | |
| 5 | GT2 | | EMMANUEL COLLARD | EMKA RACING | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:42.147 |
| 6 | GT2 | | DANIEL DESBRUERES | DESBRUERES | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:42.322 |
| 7 | GT2 | DANIEL HERRERO | DHRC | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:44.095 | |
| 8 | GT2 |  | NIKOLAJ FOMENKO | RWS MOTORSPORT | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:44.199 |
| 9 | GT2 | KYLE LOVECRAFT | COKE RACING | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:44.648 | |
| 10 | GT2 | | JAMIE DAVIES | TEAM MARANELLO CONCESSIONAIRES | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:43.386 |
| 11 | GT2 | | MIKE JORDAN | TEAM EUROTECH | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:44.209 |
| 12 | GT2 | | TIM MULLEN | TEAM MARANELLO CONCESSIONAIRES | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:45.525 |
| 13 | GT2 |  | TOMAS ENGE | MENX | FERRARI 360 MODENA | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:43.893 |
| 14 | GT2 | | GODFREY JONES | TEAM EUROTECH | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 19 | + 2 LAPS | 1:45.583 |
| 15 | GT2 | | GABRIELE GARDEL | FREISINGER MOTORSPORT | PORSCHE GT3-RS | 18 | + 3 LAPS | 1:48.725 |
| 18 | GT1 |  | MIKE HEZEMANS | FORCE ONE FESTINA | CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R | 6 | DNF | 1:39.279 |
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Circuit De Barcelona-catalunya