Formuladuude Season 02 Sprint Race - Castle Combe Circuit, United Kingdom
October 08, 2009 10:32pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02
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- Race: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 SPRINT RACE
- Track Length: 2.941 km
- Most Distance Covered: 10 laps, 29.410 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Castle Combe Presser: Lister Storm Chaos and 38-Second Gaps!
The Castle Combe media center is buzzing with absolute high-voltage frenzy.
Juliano Flores won the Castle Combe Sprint Race by 38 seconds over Fernando Horta.
(Axel Foley - Beverly Hills Press): Juliano, you destroyed the entire field by 38.169 seconds in your Lister Storm #29, how did you make that look so insanely easy?!
Juliano Flores: OH MY GOD, IT WAS ABSOLUTE MADNESS, DUUDE! The Scuderia Libra machine was an unstoppable rocket ship from lights out straight to the checkered flag!
(Doc Brown - Hill Valley Telegraph): Fernando, you set the absolute fastest lap of the race with a blistering 51.935, so how on earth did you finish nearly forty seconds behind over ten laps?!
Fernando Horta: GREAT SCOTT, IT IS UNBELIEVABLE! I was driving that Lotus Lister Storm on the absolute edge collecting purple laps, but the race distance just vanished into pure spatial chaos!
(Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald): Juliano, grabbing another six points brings Scuderia Libra right back into the title hunt, can you taste the championship lead?!
Juliano Flores: WE ARE ON FIRE, DUUUUUDE! Ten laps of pure adrenaline and we are coming for every single point left on the calendar!
Ps. Lost and found: one pair of retro 1980s neon checkered mechanic overalls left by the paddock gates. Please claim them at the media desk before Lotus tries to recycle them into extra downforce for the next round.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | JULIANO FLORES | SCUDERIA LIBRA | LISTER STORM | 10 | 0:08:57.074 | 0:52.280 | 6 |
| 2 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | LOTUS FD TEAM | LISTER STORM | 10 | + 38.169 | 0:51.935 | 5 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | SHAKAXD | 60 |
| 2 | JULIANO FLORES | SCUDERIA LIBRA | 53 |
| 3 | RODRIGO FLORES | FLORES TEAM | 8 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | SCUDERIA LIBRA | 53 |
| 2 | LOTUS FD TEAM | 49 |
| 3 | SHAKAXD | 11 |
| 4 | FLORES TEAM | 8 |
Related Images
Scuderia Libra, Lister Storm #3029, Driven By Juliano Flores
Lotus Fd Team, Lister Storm #3001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Castle Combe Circuit