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Race report: Hockenheimring Press Conference: Why Did Gollin Win?

The damp press room at Hockenheimring smells faintly of damp carpet and stale coffee as the media gathers to ask why Fabrizio Gollin completed 19 laps faster than everyone else.

Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald: Can anyone explain how Fabrizio Gollin managed to win a 19-lap race at Hockenheim in thirty minutes and three seconds?

*Beep beep*

R.U. Serious - Daily Weekly: That does not answer the question about Gollin's Ferrari 550 GTS beating Tom Kristensen's Lambo by less than two seconds.

*Beep beep*

Livio Orificio - AOLUOLBOL: Moving on to the midfield, where Fernando Horta finished 12th in the #88 Ferrari 360 GT, one lap down on the leaders. Any comments on that?

*Beep beep*

Trevus Belmort - Goth Sips: Tomas Enge was right behind Horta in 13th with an identical lap count. Did they hold a tea party?

*Beep beep*

Serious Cat - Serious News: This is a waste of time. What about Luis Villalba managing only a single lap before DNFing in the #63 Porsche?

*Beep beep*

Ps. Fernando Horta actually finished 12th out of 31 starters, not 11th.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position	Class		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1	GT1		FABRIZIO GOLLIN	BMS SCUDERIA ITALIA	HQ F550 GTS	19	0:30:03.320	1:34.019
2	GT1		TOM KRISTENSEN	REITER ENGINEERING	HQ LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	19	+ 01.570	1:32.970
3	GT1		ANDREA PICCINI	LISTER RACING	HQ LISTER STORM GT	19	+ 30.482	1:34.494
4	GT1		BORIS DERICHEBOURG	JMB RACING	HQ F575 GTC	19	+ 34.963	1:33.704
5	GT1		JAMIE CAMPBELL-WALTER	LISTER RACING	HQ LISTER STORM GT	19	+ 40.581	1:34.597
1	G2		PATRICK SELLESLAGH	EXCELSIOR	HQ CHEVROLET CORVETTE C5-R	19	+ 56.857	1:35.340
6	GT1		FRANZ KONRAD	KONRAD MOTORSPORT	HQ SALEEN S7-R	19	+ 01:01.886	1:32.685
7	GT1		PAUL BELMONDO	PAUL BELMONDO RACING	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	19	+ 01:20.980	1:36.265
8	GT1		CHRISTOPHE BOUCHUT	LARBRE COMPETITION	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	19	+ 01:22.492	1:35.092
9	GT1		HENRIK ROOS	ROOS OPTIMA RACING	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	19	+ 01:27.980	1:36.494
10	GT1		PIERGUISEPPE PERAZZINI	MEGADRIVE	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	19	+ 01:28.314	1:35.400
1	GT2		FERNANDO HORTA	TEAM MARANELLO CONCESSIONAIRES	HQ F360 GT	18	+ 1 LAP	1:43.683
2	GT2		TOMAS ENGE	MENX	HQ F360 GT	18	+ 1 LAP	1:43.672
3	GT2		RICHARD KAYE	G-TEC	HQ P996 GT3-R	18	+ 1 LAP	1:43.074
4	GT2		DIEGO ALESSI	AUTORLANDO SPORT	HQ P996 GT3-RS	18	+ 1 LAP	1:43.056
5	GT2		GABRIELE GARDEL	FREISINGER MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-RS	18	+ 1 LAP	1:43.627
6	GT2		TONY BURGESS	SEIKEL MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-RS	18	+ 1 LAP	1:43.436
7	GT2		HORST FELBERMAYR	JVG RACING	HQ P996 GT3-RS	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.387
8	GT2		PIERRE BES	MAC RACING	HQ P996 GT3-R	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.387
9	GT2		TIM MULLEN	TEAM MARANELLO CONCESSIONAIRES	HQ F360 GT	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.291
10	GT2		STEEVE HIESSE	AUTO PALACE STAR RENT	HQ F360 GT	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.120
11	GT2		CHRISTIAN LEFORT	ICE POL RACING TEAM	HQ P996 GT3-RS	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.324
12	GT2		IAN KHAN	CIRTEK MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-R	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.397
1	G3		LOIC DEMAN	LAND MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3 CUP	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:45.310
2	G3		JAMES RUFFIER	RUFFIER RACING	HQ P996 GT3 CUP	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:44.895
2	G2		STEPHANE LEMERET	BELGIAN RACING	HQ GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF	17	+ 2 LAPS	1:42.546
3	G3		JEROME NAVEAUX	JMT RACING	HQ BMW Z3 M COUPE	16	+ 3 LAPS	1:48.828
13	GT2		MARK MAYALL	JVG RACING	HQ P996 GT3-R	11	DNF	1:43.570
3	G2		DIDIER DEFOURNY	DARRO MOTORSPORT	HQ SEAT TOLEDO GT	6	DNF	1:44.037
14	GT2		STEPHANE DAOUDI	RWS MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-R	4	DNF	1:43.376
15	GT2		LUIS VILLALBA	MOTOR COMPETITION	HQ P996 GT3-RS	1	DNF	2:00.806

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