Session 8876 - Bristol Motor Speedway, Usa

September 21, 2026 02:06pm

Race

Quick Stats

Track Length: 0.810 km
Most Distance Covered: 29 laps, 23.490 km
Simulator Used: GTR2

Race report: Banking and Breaking: Gup Douglas Wins the Bristol Bowl While Horta's Corvette Hits the Wall

Bristol Motor Speedway, Tennessee. The Last Great Colosseum. A high-banked, half-mile concrete bowl where drivers trade paint, sanity, and suspension components at every single apex. Twenty-nine laps around Bristol sounds like a quick sprint until you realize every lap requires dodging twenty-nine other cars inside a saucepan. Our brave duude, Fernando Horta, arrived in his Chevrolet Corvette C6-R GT2 with high hopes, only to discover that Bristol's concrete walls have a very particular appetite for Brazilian fiberglass.

What the numbers say

Gup Douglas claimed a blistering victory in his BMW Motorsport E46 M3 GTR, completing the grueling 29-lap tour in 0:07:08.708. Jarrod Keen brought his Drayson Racing Aston Martin Vantage home in second place, crossing the line a mere 1.913 seconds behind the winner in a fantastic display of GT2 endurance. Kurtis Chandler rounded out the podium in the Schubert Motorsport BMW Z4, just two seconds further back.

Now, let us peer into the timing sheets and pour one out for our hero. While Gup Douglas and Jarrod Keen were busy putting on a masterclass at the front—trading fastest laps of 0:14.143 and 0:14.129 respectively—Fernando Horta managed a tragic 3-lap DNF in the #10063 Corvette. Three laps! That is not even enough time to warm up the tires or find a decent radio station. His best lap of 0:16.131 suggests he spent those three laps sliding sideways, arguing with the pit wall, and possibly admiring the stadium lights before parking the wreckage in an indignant heap.

Further down the order, twenty-eight other cars survived the high-banked blender, with Ian Jolicoeur, Jon Wathen, and Chris Durand all finishing on the lead lap, trailing the winner by less than eight seconds. Talk about a traffic jam!

Quotes

Gup Douglas (BMW Motorsport, winner): Twenty-nine laps of Bristol feels like driving inside a tumble dryer full of angry hornets. Winning this thing means your steering wheel is practically melting in your hands. Absolutely brilliant!

Jarrod Keen (Drayson Racing, 2nd): Second place in an Aston Martin around Bristol is like threading a needle during an earthquake. Gup drove away at the end, but keeping the Vantage off the concrete walls is a victory in its own right.

Kurtis Chandler (Schubert Motorsport, 3rd): A podium! Though honestly, watching Horta spin out early on made all of us check our mirrors twice every time we hit the banking.

Fernando Horta (Corvette Racing, DNF): Look, the concrete walls at Bristol are far too aggressive and completely lack hospitality. The Corvette decided it wanted to hug the barrier on lap three, and who am I to deny a car its romantic urges? We will be back when the walls are softer.

The council investigates

The Super Mario World MotorSports High-Banked Concrete Oval Crash-Test Dummies Duude Foundation (SMWMSHBCOCDDF) has reviewed the telemetry over a shared bucket of popcorn and issued the following binding decrees:

Motion 20170622/88: the three-lap vacation. The council formally notes that finishing a race after three laps because the wall "looked friendly" is not a valid mechanical retirement. Horta is hereby sentenced to watch ten hours of oval racing without snacks.
Motion 20170622/89: the Bristol blender. The council congratulates Gup Douglas for surviving twenty-nine laps without turning his BMW into a soda can.

No further thoughts will be given on this matter, and the ElderCouncil will now return to their heavily fortified nap bunker. *snore*

So what now?

Another wild night of short-track madness where high banks and low clearances make every corner a gamble. The timing monitors are smoking, the podium champagne is gone, and the mechanics are fetching the sledgehammers.

Next time, the saga continues…

Ps. Dave, seriously, we are begging you now. Even a short oval needs someone to anchor the very back so Horta doesn't get lonely in the garage after lap three! Come back!

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position	Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1	GUP DOUGLAS	BMW MOTORSPORT	BMW E46 M3 GTR	29	0:07:08.708	0:14.143
2	JARROD KEEN	DRAYSON RACING	ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE GT2	29	+ 01.913	0:14.129
3	KURTIS CHANDLER	SCHUBERT MOTORSPORT	BMW Z4 GT3	29	+ 03.935	0:14.171
4	DAVID CANAVAN	SCHUBERT MOTORSPORT	BMW Z4 GT3	29	+ 05.929	0:14.165
5	IAN JOLICOEUR	RAHAL LETTERMAN RACING	BMW E92 M3 GTR	29	+ 07.485	0:14.107
6	JON WATHEN	MASERATI CORSE	MASERATI TROFEO LIGHT	29	+ 07.651	0:14.261
7	CHRIS DURAND	GRAVITY RACING	MOSLER MT900R	29	+ 07.865	0:14.155
8	MITCH VAMOS	KRK RACING	VIPER COMPETITION COUPE	29	+ 08.099	0:14.173
9	MIKE SCOTT	SUN-RED RACING	SUNRED SR21	29	+ 09.718	0:14.305
10	CHUCK CARTER	MASERATI CORSE	MASERATI TROFEO LIGHT	29	+ 09.830	0:14.159
11	LOU MASCIARELLI	JMB RACING	FERRARI F430 GT2	29	+ 11.675	0:14.161
12	ANDREW WERNER	SPYKER SQUADRON	SPYKER C8 SPYDER GT2-R	29	+ 14.221	0:14.229
13	ROY SIMMONS	ROCKETSPORTS RACING	JAGUAR XKR GT	29	+ 14.929	0:14.270
14	FERNANDO HORTA	CORVETTE RACING	CHEVROLET CORVETTE C6-R GT2	3	DNF	0:16.131