Session 8918 - Circuit De Barcelona-catalunya, Spain
October 04, 2026 12:19am
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 4.719 km
- Most Distance Covered: 11 laps, 51.909 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Barcelona Broadcast: Horta Triumphs as Fblthp Gets Seriously Lost in the Commentary Booth
Can a Brazilian driver truly survive eleven laps of high-speed Spanish drama while rumored to be smuggling black-market guaraná in his Corvette’s cockpit? Welcome to Catalunya, friends, where the sun is roasting the grandstands, the paddock gossip is absolutely scandalous, and the FDTV microphones are fully unmuted!
COMMENTATOR: GREEN LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT IN BARCELONA! Haja coração! Martin Chevrier leads them off the line in that roaring Panoz, but look at the start from Jarrod Keen! Pure aggression! But wait—who is that creeping up the order? It’s the Corvette of Fernando Horta, starting fifth and already hunting for blood on lap one!
FBLTHP, THE LOST (Co-commentator): I... I do not like this paddock. There are too many loud noises and I cannot find the exit. Why are we sitting on this high tower?
COMMENTATOR: Because we have the best view of the drama, Fblthp! Look at lap 5! Horta makes the ultimate move! Inside of turn one, *BUM*, clean pass on Martin Chevrier! Horta takes the lead! Is he driving, or is he fleeing from his creditors? The paddock whispers say his engine was tuned by smuggled mechanics from the Radial Leste!
FBLTHP: I see a tiny blue flag waving. Is it a sorcery? Can I draw a card?
COMMENTATOR: That’s a backmarker getting lapped, you wonderful little homunculus! Speaking of sorcery, Eiran Parsons is conjuring pure speed in the Kissling Corvette! Look at the timing screen! A blistering 1:42.953! The absolute fastest lap of the race! He’s hunting Horta down, but the Brazilian is defending like a man protects his last cold bottle of Brahma!
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COMMENTATOR: We are back live! Lap 10, and it is absolute chaos for the podium spots! Parsons dives! He steals second place from Martin Chevrier! Gilles Chevrier is right there in the Ferrari to snatch third! It's a Chevrier family feud out there! But crossing the line... FERNANDO HORTA WINS! From fifth to first, keeping the Corvette ahead of Parsons by thirteen seconds!
FBLTHP: The yellow car has stopped. People are spraying sticky water on each other. I am going to hide in this toolbox.
Ps. FDTV is sponsored by Sparky’s Fire Elemental Fuel Additives. Any spontaneous engine combustion during or after the broadcast is entirely the driver's existential responsibility.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Grid | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | CORVETTE RACING | CHEVROLET CORVETTE C6-R GT2 | 11 | 0:19:35.517 | 5 | 1:43.890 |
| 2 |  | EIRAN PARSONS | KISSLING MOTORSPORT | CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZO6R GT3 | 11 | + 12.954 | 7 | 1:42.953 |
| 3 |  | GILLES CHEVRIER | AF CORSE | FERRARI F430 GT2 | 11 | + 17.761 | 8 | 1:43.562 |
| 4 | | MARTIN CHEVRIER | MULTIMATIC MOTORSPORT | PANOZ ESPERANTE GTLM | 11 | + 18.000 | 1 | 1:45.076 |
| 5 | | KENNY MERVIN | TEAM FALKEN TIRE | PORSCHE 997 GT3-RSR | 11 | + 19.667 | 2 | 1:44.711 |
| 6 | | TRACY NOLTE | AF CORSE | FERRARI F430 GT2 | 11 | + 21.665 | 3 | 1:46.027 |
| 7 | | TONY ATKINS | ROCKETSPORTS RACING | JAGUAR XKR GT | 11 | + 23.946 | 4 | 1:45.307 |
| 8 | | BJÖRN HEHMANN | GRAVITY RACING | MOSLER MT900R | 11 | + 24.970 | 9 | 1:44.468 |
| 9 | | AL MARIMON | MATECH MUSTANG RACING | FORD MUSTANG FR500-GT | 11 | + 26.246 | 12 | 1:45.319 |
| 10 | | DANIEL WESTLAKE | PHOENIX RACING | AUDI R8 GT3 LMS | 11 | + 28.325 | 19 | 1:46.473 |
| 11 | | ROY SIMMONS | ROCKETSPORTS RACING | JAGUAR XKR GT | 11 | + 28.994 | 13 | 1:46.400 |
| 12 | | DAVID POEL | SPYKER SQUADRON | SPYKER C8 SPYDER GT2-R | 11 | + 29.242 | 14 | 1:46.264 |
| 13 |  | IAN JOLICOEUR | RAHAL LETTERMAN RACING | BMW E92 M3 GTR | 11 | + 29.768 | 18 | 1:45.392 |
| 14 | | THIAGO CANOLA | FLYING LIZARD MOTORSPORT | PORSCHE 996 GT3-RSR | 11 | + 30.490 | 10 | 1:45.600 |
| 15 |  | DAVID CANAVAN | SCHUBERT MOTORSPORT | BMW Z4 GT3 | 11 | + 31.200 | 11 | 1:45.374 |
| 16 | | VLADO KENATS | MULTIMATIC MOTORSPORT | PANOZ ESPERANTE GTLM | 11 | + 31.973 | 28 | 1:45.585 |
| 17 | | MITCH VAMOS | KRK RACING | VIPER COMPETITION COUPE | 11 | + 33.055 | 20 | 1:45.793 |
| 18 | | SOL LEUNG | REITER ENGINEERING | LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO LP560 | 11 | + 33.496 | 30 | 1:45.664 |
| 19 | | JARROD KEEN | DRAYSON RACING | ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE GT2 | 11 | + 34.262 | 6 | 1:46.882 |
| 20 | | CHUCK CARTER | MASERATI CORSE | MASERATI TROFEO LIGHT | 11 | + 34.717 | 15 | 1:46.013 |
| 21 | | SAM ROLFE | HHF HYBRID RACING | GUMPERT APOLLO | 11 | + 35.364 | 22 | 1:47.009 |
| 22 | | VINCENT LOI | REITER ENGINEERING | LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO LP560 | 11 | + 35.381 | 27 | 1:45.552 |
| 23 | | ANDREW WERNER | SPYKER SQUADRON | SPYKER C8 SPYDER GT2-R | 11 | + 36.077 | 23 | 1:45.775 |
| 24 | | CHRIS MOSES | BMW MOTORSPORT | BMW E46 M3 GTR | 11 | + 37.006 | 16 | 1:46.348 |
| 25 | | GREGORY MYERS | KISSLING MOTORSPORT | CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZO6R GT3 | 11 | + 37.569 | 24 | 1:46.176 |
| 26 | | JOHNNY LUGNUTS | JMB RACING | FERRARI F430 GT2 | 11 | + 38.118 | 25 | 1:46.603 |
| 27 | | CHRISTIAN HAMILTON | CORVETTE RACING | CHEVROLET CORVETTE C6-R GT2 | 11 | + 38.779 | 21 | 1:46.855 |
| 28 | | RICH HROMIN | MATECH MUSTANG RACING | FORD MUSTANG FR500-GT | 11 | + 39.266 | 29 | 1:46.488 |
| 29 | | BRAD MERYS | CHAMBERLAIN MOTORSPORT | TVR T400R | 11 | + 40.338 | 26 | 1:46.877 |
| 30 | | ROBERT OTTO | DRAYSON RACING | ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE GT2 | 11 | + 41.322 | 17 | 1:47.097 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Related Images
Corvette Racing, Chevrolet Corvette C6-r Gt2 #10063, Driven By Fernando Horta
Kissling Motorsport, Chevrolet Corvette Zo6r Gt3 #8096, Driven By Eiran Parsons
Af Corse, Ferrari F430 Gt2 #9050, Driven By Gilles Chevrier
Multimatic Motorsport, Panoz Esperante Gtlm #6057, Driven By Martin Chevrier
Team Falken Tire, Porsche 997 Gt3-rsr #10054, Driven By Kenny Mervin
Af Corse, Ferrari F430 Gt2 #9051, Driven By Tracy Nolte
Rocketsports Racing, Jaguar Xkr Gt #10089, Driven By Tony Atkins
Gravity Racing, Mosler Mt900r #7064, Driven By Björn Hehmann
Matech Mustang Racing, Ford Mustang Fr500-gt #8059, Driven By Al Marimon
Phoenix Racing, Audi R8 Gt3 Lms #9098, Driven By Daniel Westlake
Rocketsports Racing, Jaguar Xkr Gt #10088, Driven By Roy Simmons
Spyker Squadron, Spyker C8 Spyder Gt2-r #5095, Driven By David Poel
Rahal Letterman Racing, Bmw E92 M3 Gtr #10092, Driven By Ian Jolicoeur
Flying Lizard Motorsport, Porsche 996 Gt3-rsr #7084, Driven By Thiago Canola
Schubert Motorsport, Bmw Z4 Gt3 #8105, Driven By David Canavan
Multimatic Motorsport, Panoz Esperante Gtlm #6056, Driven By Vlado Kenats
Krk Racing, Viper Competition Coupe #8066, Driven By Mitch Vamos
Reiter Engineering, Lamborghini Gallardo Lp560 #10071, Driven By Sol Leung
Drayson Racing, Aston Martin Vantage Gt2 #9107, Driven By Jarrod Keen
Maserati Corse, Maserati Trofeo Light #5072, Driven By Chuck Carter
Hhf Hybrid Racing, Gumpert Apollo #8086, Driven By Sam Rolfe
Reiter Engineering, Lamborghini Gallardo Lp560 #10070, Driven By Vincent Loi
Spyker Squadron, Spyker C8 Spyder Gt2-r #5094, Driven By Andrew Werner
Bmw Motorsport, Bmw E46 M3 Gtr #5052, Driven By Chris Moses
Kissling Motorsport, Chevrolet Corvette Zo6r Gt3 #8097, Driven By Gregory Myers
Jmb Racing, Ferrari F430 Gt2 #8079, Driven By Johnny Lugnuts
Corvette Racing, Chevrolet Corvette C6-r Gt2 #10062, Driven By Christian Hamilton
Matech Mustang Racing, Ford Mustang Fr500-gt #8058, Driven By Rich Hromin
Chamberlain Motorsport, Tvr T400r #4074, Driven By Brad Merys
Drayson Racing, Aston Martin Vantage Gt2 #9106, Driven By Robert Otto
Circuit De Barcelona-catalunya